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MonkeyHorseShit 

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun
Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit
MonkeyHorseShit by David November 23, 2002

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection
Danny has massive monkeyears
Monkeyears by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

monkeyscruf 

Wrinkled old ball sac
his monkeyscruff was hanging down below his boxers
monkeyscruf by Monkey boi July 31, 2003

Sexual Monkeybars 

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.
"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"
Sexual Monkeybars by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

monkeycrow 

A guy wearing sweater vests that everyone assumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him...
Of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
He's not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
Thus, monkeycrow.
"Did you see monkeycrow?!"
"Yeah. Only he's worthy of that name."
"He's so sexy!"
monkeycrow by skinnywa February 6, 2010

monkeycrack 

When something is (or someone is acting) SO incredibly bizarre or abnormal that describing it as "being on crack" just isn't enough, it's said to be on monkeycrack. It usually has a very VERY high WTF? factor, and that is actually often the first reaction. The conclusion is monkeycrack must be cause.
I love Miike movies! Vistor Q was on serious crack but Happiness of the Katakuris was on monkeycrack something fierce!!
monkeycrack by Lady Joker December 13, 2008