Monkeyscrs

a queen, everyone loves her. unproblematic and grateful!

“Do you know who monkeyscrs is?”
“Yes of course! I’ve followed her for ages! She’s so amazing!”

by hehejjejrisisieieieieieiriied November 2, 2021

MonkeyHorseShit

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun

Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit

by David November 23, 2002

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

monkeyscruf

Wrinkled old ball sac

his monkeyscruff was hanging down below his boxers

by Monkey boi July 31, 2003

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

monkeycrow

A guy wearing sweater vests that everyone assumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him...
Of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
He's not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
Thus, monkeycrow.

"Did you see monkeycrow?!"
"Yeah. Only he's worthy of that name."
"He's so sexy!"

by skinnywa February 6, 2010

monkeycrack

When something is (or someone is acting) SO incredibly bizarre or abnormal that describing it as "being on crack" just isn't enough, it's said to be on monkeycrack. It usually has a very VERY high WTF? factor, and that is actually often the first reaction. The conclusion is monkeycrack must be cause.

I love Miike movies! Vistor Q was on serious crack but Happiness of the Katakuris was on monkeycrack something fierce!!

by Lady Joker December 13, 2008