monkeycrow 

A guy wearing sweater vests that everyone assumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him...
Of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
He's not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
Thus, monkeycrow.

"Did you see monkeycrow?!"
"Yeah. Only he's worthy of that name."
"He's so sexy!"

monkeycrow by skinnywa February 6, 2010

moneygrows 

A sarcastic anecdote meant to inspire inspiration.

Moneygrows not on trees but on the intangible promises of prominent bankers.

moneygrows by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020

monkeyshow 

a show made even for monkeys or by monkeys

Joe: Hey Jeff! Wanna go to the Monkeyshow downtown?
Jeff: Sure Joe! I would love to go to the Monkeyshow downtown!

monkeyshow by mopsguden November 8, 2023

monkeytron 

Stupid illiterate bitch that sucks and swallows

That monkeytron sure is a hoe.

monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

Monkeychops 

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

Monkeychops by Kate Williams August 18, 2003

monkeyclaw 

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.

Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah

monkeyclaw by Professor Panic February 28, 2005

Monkeychoke 

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011