MonkeyBoi 

(n) Someone who does menial tasks quickly and efficiently, such as adding hundreds of links to a website.

(v) The act of insulting someone, then denying all knowledge of said insult, frequently used during "drunk/skype" conversations.

(v) A unapologetic fart, belch or other bodily noise which is then announced in case someone missed it.

EXAMPLE:

"What? There is a whole bunch of work to be done? Give it to MonkeyBoi, he's super fast at it"

EXAMPLE:

Neil: Come on Max, agree with me…bro’s before ho’s
Pam: Are you calling me a ho?

Neil: ummmmmm…no?

Pam: Well, since Max would be the “bro” and I’m the only other person in this discussion…I must be the ho. Just admit the truth, don't be a Monkeyboi!

Neil: I just farted

MonkeyBoi by Ayanna12 October 26, 2009

Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

Monkeybunked 

Monkeybunked, an informal way of saying "Owned" from the game "Boneworks"

Ford: You just got monkeybunked!
Null body: Hey!

Monkeybunked by Afuckingretardedbrit September 15, 2020

monkeyback

Someone who is a pest. A person, thing, or circumstance causing inconvenience or annoyance to someone.

get this monkey off my back.
Stop being monkeyback. Stop annoying me all day.

monkeyback by karteler July 19, 2014

monkeybitten 

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

MonkeyBurrito 

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.

Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.

MonkeyBurrito by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020