5 definitions by FunkPumpkin
The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.
A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
by FunkPumpkin October 4, 2011
Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
Nurse 1: That new ER doctor calls over here all the time about the same, stupid issues!
Nurse 2: I know! He is a clueless pneumocephalic!
Nurse 2: I know! He is a clueless pneumocephalic!
by FunkPumpkin September 21, 2011
The mixture of feces and semen that is expelled from the anus of the recipient of anal penetration resulting in orgasm.
May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.
May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.
"I busted a nut inside my wife's ass last night and now she has Oreo Shits this morning."
"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."
"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."
by FunkPumpkin August 5, 2009