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Monkey Spakle 

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum
When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.
Monkey Spakle by I Cup In January 10, 2006

monkey spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle
Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.
monkey spackle by lymric March 20, 2008

Monkey Spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.
"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."
Monkey Spackle by lymric March 21, 2008

Twilight Sparkle-Money 

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.