Monkey sparkle
Monkey sparkle by guitarman 309 January 9, 2011
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Monkey Spakle
A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.
B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.
C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.
D. Bananna Flavored Cum
B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.
C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.
D. Bananna Flavored Cum
Monkey Spakle by I Cup In January 10, 2006
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