Monkey tits 

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.

" That fat chick has monkey tits."

Monkey tits by Big Ee April 28, 2014

Monkey Tits 

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.

Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.

Monkey Tits by the_guy January 13, 2005

monkey tits 

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.

Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!

monkey tits by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

Ginormous Monkey Tits by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

money tits 

When someone looks amazing.

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”

money tits by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019

porch money tits 

When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.

Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure

porch money tits by Senior officer ballz June 4, 2018

tits money 

something you say when something is awesome

That rebel flag is frickin tits money

tits money by white as mayo July 24, 2017