Definitions by Jaffa_cake

monkey tits 

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.

Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!

monkey tits by Jaffa_cake May 1, 2007

Wipe Your Minge 

A derivitive of 'Dry your eyes'.

"Oh wipe your minge and stop complaining!"

Wipe Your Minge by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007

shake your lettuce 

A derivitive of 'Wipe Your Minge' which, in turn, is a derivitive of 'Dry Your Eyes'. That is to say, 'Stop Moaning!'

"Just shake your lettuce and get on with it!!"

shake your lettuce by Jaffa_cake April 30, 2007