Monkey Mitts Share definition Flag An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties. "Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight." "Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts." Monkey Mitts by K Sully February 22, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Monkey Mitts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch