Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

Monkeydonia

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

monkeydonian

an insult for a Macedonian being obnoxious

Macedonian: NAPOLEON IS MACEDONIAN!!1!
Greek: shut up u monkeydonian

by monkeydonian January 29, 2022

Monkeytonker

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022

You are a monkeytonker

by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022

monkeybonk

When you whack someone over the head with your penis

I’ll hit Kyle with a monkeybonk

by Jittabugz January 20, 2023

Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003