monkeykong 

The original name of donkeykong.
some moron in japan made a spelling mistake when shipping the game to the U.S. Thats how that crazy gorilla we all know and love got the name donkeykong.

Donkeykong will smash mario!

monkeykong by MR. † October 26, 2003

Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeying about 

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com

"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"

monkeying about by cheeser March 28, 2005

monkeying about 

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53

"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"

monkeying about by Hollicide March 30, 2005

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.

I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!

donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

monkeyboner 

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

monkeyboner by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010