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monkey grind 

when you focused on that monkey grind, focused on that climb, reject humanity

and become monkey
"he be on his monkey grind"
monkey grind by Zacco January 11, 2021

Grind Monkey 

Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.
1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"

2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"
Grind Monkey by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009

monkey grinder

when the girl giving you a blowjob has braces and grinds your cock with them.
that girl i hooked up with was a monkey grinder.
monkey grinder by black-free May 26, 2012

Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey. 

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Money Grinding

The act of, in a video game, performing the same mission/level/race etc over and over for an extended period of time, to rack up credits/dollars/points. This is usually done on an incredibly short or easy level, with very low input or effort required to receive a large amount of the game's monetary units.
After playing through Gran Turismo 5: Prologue, many people money grind on S-3, a >2 minute long two to three lap time trial which nets over 40,000 credits.

Dude 1: I finished up all the events in GT5:P, but I still don't have enough money for the F2007.

Dude 2: Try money grinding on S-3. It'll take a couple of hours, but it's the fastest way to earn a ton of credits.
Money Grinding by lambolover August 22, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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