Monkey Grind

A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.

Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.

Dam that gurl does a good Lazy Monkey Grind

by Dr Love Monkey May 4, 2011

monkey grind

when you focused on that monkey grind, focused on that climb, reject humanity

and become monkey

"he be on his monkey grind"

by Zacco January 11, 2021

Grind Monkey

Has two meanings:
1. Someone with a low level desk-job who relentlessly works 9-5, similar to jobsworth
2. Someone who 'grinds' endlessly on World of Warcraft or any other MMO.

1. "Damn grind monkeys made a huge queue in the post office on their lunch break"

2. "He's playing again? Man he's such a grind moneky"

by Nihilelevant January 13, 2009

monkey grinder

when the girl giving you a blowjob has braces and grinds your cock with them.

that girl i hooked up with was a monkey grinder.

by black-free May 26, 2012

Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.

Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010

Money Grinding

The act of, in a video game, performing the same mission/level/race etc over and over for an extended period of time, to rack up credits/dollars/points. This is usually done on an incredibly short or easy level, with very low input or effort required to receive a large amount of the game's monetary units.

After playing through Gran Turismo 5: Prologue, many people money grind on S-3, a >2 minute long two to three lap time trial which nets over 40,000 credits.

Dude 1: I finished up all the events in GT5:P, but I still don't have enough money for the F2007.

Dude 2: Try money grinding on S-3. It'll take a couple of hours, but it's the fastest way to earn a ton of credits.

by lambolover August 22, 2009