monkey ear

An ear that protrudes from the head, surrounded by long hair, thus resembling that of a monkey.

Person1:
"Have you seen the state of your hair?"
Person2:
"What's wrong with it?"
Person1:
"Your ears are poking out of ur hair, you've got a right monkey ear going on."
Person2:
"Oh arse."

monkey ear by simGB June 28, 2009

Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!

"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.

Monkey Ear by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

Mississippi Earth Monkey 

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

Mississippi Earth Monkey by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

Earth Monkey 

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

Earth Monkey by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

money earnin'

Mount Vernon, NY

Money earnin'

money earnin' by DMX April 24, 2004