by James Howard December 27, 2003
by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003
The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"
I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.
by badcandy13 December 13, 2005
Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.
Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.
Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.
John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!
by Daniel Dub October 24, 2007
Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.
Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.
by Mike McClana August 10, 2008
Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"
by two7one May 4, 2010
by Sam February 26, 2005