monkey claw
monkey claw by James Howard December 27, 2003
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Monkey Claw
Monkey Claw by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003
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Monkey Claw
The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"
I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.
Monkey Claw by badcandy13 December 28, 2005
Monkey Claw
Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.
Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.
Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.
John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!
Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"
Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!
Monkey Claw by Daniel Dub November 10, 2007
Monkey Claw
Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.
Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.
Monkey Claw by Mike McClana October 7, 2008
monkey claw pocket
The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans
monkey claw pocket by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023
Reverse Monkey Claw
Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"
Reverse Monkey Claw by two7one May 4, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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