monkey clap
Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.
monkey clap by Ben Berkowitz March 21, 2008
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monkey clap by Craig May 13, 2005
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Monkey Clap by Daniel November 12, 2004
Monkey Clap
When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
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Clap Monkey
A blindly devoted person that will clap and support anything someone else says, even when it is insulting or demeaning to the clapper. Especially from a leader or figure of power and especially when the leader is directly insulting the follower. The follower still claps and supports the leader, not realizing or understanding the insult. Mindless followship.
The President told his followers "I could say the stupidest things, and you'd clap", and like clap monkeys, they clapped.
Clap Monkey by SlowClapBack October 12, 2026
clapping monkey
clapping monkey has 2 definitions
1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
clapping monkey by Poodle April 13, 2005
clapping monkey
This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
clapping monkey by bionicman April 13, 2005
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