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The Breakfast Monkey 

The superhero cartoon Scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! Drawn and co-created by My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. You can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com
"Hello, I am The Breakfast Monkey! Would you like some eggs?"

monkey's breakfast 

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.
"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!
monkey's breakfast by chucklemunch August 28, 2006

Cash Money Breakfast 

A word from a Lil Wayne song: Fireman
When a women is so desperate for some cash she will even eat jizz early in the morning.
Sparkly moaned as Jason came in her mouth at 6 am. As he unloaded Jason screamed CASH MONEY BREAKFAST!

Cash Money Breakfast 

Cash Money Breakfast is a line from the song Fireman by lil wayne. The phrase can mean three things:
1. Cash or money
2. Food (normally breakfast but not required to be)
3. Cash and Food
As money
"Guess what broski I just paid my cash money breakfast!"
"Can I barrow some cash money breakfast?"

As food
"Man I'm hungry can I have some cash money breakfast?"
"I'm starving, I'll go make some cash money breakfast, enough to feed a small African nation."

As money and food
Human 1"Hey dude you owe me some cash money breakfast."
Human 2 "Your so right I owe you a sandwich and 5 bucks."

Monkey's Breakfeast 

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.
Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!
Monkey's Breakfeast by tikihead January 19, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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