Monkey Boner

Used to define someone acting like a retard
Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner
by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004
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boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
by OppaiSenpai January 02, 2017
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Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
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Boner Monkey

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey
by Sindal January 17, 2025
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