Monkey Boner

Used to define someone acting like a retard

Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner

by Nick Kos Alex Barnett December 17, 2004

boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis

I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey

by OppaiSenpai January 2, 2017

Boner monkey

An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.

Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"

by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023

Boner Monkey

A horny black man.

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey

by Sindal January 16, 2025

Money Boner

When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.

stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.

by Finishingsomething March 4, 2012

Boner Money

Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.

I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!

by Shad Michael November 1, 2011

monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010