Monil

The sweetest and most kind man walking this earth. He can keep a cool temper for a long time, but when he loses it, he loses it all the way.

Yo, I’m so sick of being with these other men. I need a Monil.

Do you think Monil will father my children?

You can keep your regular men, I only want the real deal. Monil!

by MiamiMami305 February 10, 2022

Monil

A beast ass mothafuckaaaa

Person 1-Damn Mo is such a Monil.

Person 2-Ikr! I wish I was Monil.

Person 1-Same here.

by ChicagoAssMoFo November 21, 2010

Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.

"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

minilongdong

premature megalongdong

if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary

that minilongdong ain’t long enough

by I can’t put my real name September 2, 2021

Egg Mobile

The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy

"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse

"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom

by smailliw nehs June 26, 2020

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019