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mondillion 

an infinitely large number, that is derived from mondos pool skills,

the number mondillion is transcendental and cannot be understood by mere mortals
only those who hath been blessed with the name mondo can experience such ecstasy
"there is a 1 in mondillion chance you make this shot"
mondillion by mondolover99 June 30, 2022

Mongelli Juice 

MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS

Noun

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.
interjection
1. farewell (an unconventional expression used at parting). Typically, the receiving party of this experssion is being screwed over.
-noun
2. a farewell.
'Moneill!' exclaimed Matt whilst grabbing his genitals, flipping a peace sign, and leaving Will with months of incomplete work.
Moneill by William Nixon December 30, 2007
An insult for a person who is to ugly to be a monkey and too hairy to be a gorilla.
"man that bitch is a Monrilla!"
monrilla by WIll Later April 18, 2008
One of the Sexiest boys in the universe. Caring for everyone and dont let go off people easily
Omg i he is such a monill i wanna be a monill
Monill by Naming November 24, 2021

mongolled 

a state of inhibriation, as a result of a) drinking too much, b) smoking too much marijuana, c) drinking and smoking too much
"my god, that purply greeny has completely mongollised me!"

"Rich is utterly mongolled"
mongolled by Pierre May 29, 2004