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Monkeyed off my goose
A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.
I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.
Monkeyed off my goose by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013
Related Words
Moneyed • money'ed up • monkeyed • Moneydump • Moneyes • Moneyery • moneyeyestitis • Moneygeddon • Monkeyed off my goose • Monkeyed up!
Moneygeddon
After the realisation that words like recession and credit crunch simply aren't modern or cool enough, it came to light that the economic crisis had to be rebranded to something new.
Hence, "Moneygeddon" was born. It's a definition more in touch with both the youth of today, and audiences of all ages - it represents both the simplicity and danger of the current crisis.
Moneygeddon merchandise is now on sale, including the trademark Epic Fail Gordon Brown t-shirts. Don't be left behind.
Hence, "Moneygeddon" was born. It's a definition more in touch with both the youth of today, and audiences of all ages - it represents both the simplicity and danger of the current crisis.
Moneygeddon merchandise is now on sale, including the trademark Epic Fail Gordon Brown t-shirts. Don't be left behind.
Moneygeddon by NDenizen April 26, 2009
moneyeyestitis
Moneyeyestitis is a disease in which people can not see a thing if it is not respected by money and see things that are respected by money.
moneyeyestitis by fred ressler April 2, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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