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MoneyMouth 

The new patented technology that lets your bank take cash deposits at ATMs without envelopes or deposit slips.
"Deunte had to get his money in the bank today so his baby-mama's lights wouldn't get turned off. Good thing they ATMs had that patented MoneyMouth technology!"
MoneyMouth by zombie sitcom July 24, 2006
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Monmouth County 

Affluent area in central NJ on the beach. Approx. 85% white, mostly Italian/Irish. Ranges from about exits 98-120 on the Garden State Parkway. Partly beach towns (Spring Lake, Sea Girt, Manasquan, Belmar) and partly towns with big open areas and lots of farms (Wall, Holmdel, Colts Neck). For the most part BEAUTIFUL and completely defies the misconception that NJ is dirty or disgusting.

The "guido" stereotype associated with NJ doesn't apply here. That MTV show "Jersey Shore" is totally inaccurate. It's showing tourists, not residents. There are of course exceptions because of the large Italian community. But chances are if you see a guido/guidette, he/she is from North Jersey or Long Island clogging up our highways with traffic and invading our beaches. Speaking of the beach, it's a big part of the culture here. People in the northern half of the county typically go to beach clubs, but those in the southern half keep it a little more real with just regular beaches.

Good nightlife, especially in towns like Red Bank & Asbury Park. RB always has concerts in Riverside Park in the summer, great shopping, etc. AP, once beautiful, then destroyed by drugs/poverty, has made a big comeback and provides awesome entertainment. Restaurants on Cookman are fantastic. The infamous Stone Pony holds multiple concerts weekly.

Great place to live. Ideal for people who want to work in industrial areas (close to NYC & Philly), but prefer to live in a quieter, prettier location.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Bergen County.

Person 1: Oh. That sucks. I'm from Monmouth County.
Person 2: Shit, that reminds me, I need to go spray tanning and get my eyebrows waxed before going down the shore.

"Our life is your vacation"
Monmouth County by mickey999 November 19, 2009

monmouth comp 

A shit secondary school that people go to to look snobby but actually it is full of Wyesham chavs smoking spliffs in the fields at break and lunch. The teachers don’t care and the head is too far up his own asshole that he can see out of his mouth. In the support centre the teachers don’t care if you miss break, and uniform passes are not acceptable. There is usually a regular group of students in mon comp support centre.
Friend1: hey I go to Mon comp!
Friend2: oh, I walked past there the other day and some druggies beat me up
Friend1: they are just the Wyesham chavs. Ignore them. The other day I saw 16 of them in support.
Friend2: wow, monmouth comprehensive school isn’t that posh then innit?
monmouth comp by Mon_chav#2 August 5, 2019

Monmouth County 

A US County located in Central New Jersey that is a utopia of upper-middle class Catholics and Jews due to the high population of Italians and Irish and of course Jewish people coming down from New York City. Monmouth County is quite a wealthy area and is your typical suburbia.
Housewive From Monmouth County
"Oh my Gawd, guess what I'm doing today? I'm going out with my girlfriends while my husband works and i sit on my fat ass.
Monmouth County by dppilot January 14, 2008

monmouth 

A place full of old people next to a place of chavs that spend their days smoking spliffs and beating the shit out of kids, home of nelson and Royce now home of chavs
Cameron and Harry went down to Monmouth yesterday and got shanked
monmouth by Josiah Sinsons February 23, 2021

money mouth 

some one that tells anything for money
dat boy right there is a money mouth
money mouth by young money April 29, 2005

Port Monmouth 

in Middletown, NJ, between the burg and Belford.
Wetside and dryside divided by Hwy 36
By the beach
I need a 20, meet me at the spyhouse in port monmouth
Port Monmouth by frankiebenzless December 5, 2010
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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