monmouth 

A place full of old people next to a place of chavs that spend their days smoking spliffs and beating the shit out of kids, home of nelson and Royce now home of chavs

“Cameron and Harry went down to Monmouth yesterday and got shanked”

monmouth by Josiah Sinsons February 23, 2021

Monmouth County 

Affluent area in central NJ on the beach. Approx. 85% white, mostly Italian/Irish. Ranges from about exits 98-120 on the Garden State Parkway. Partly beach towns (Spring Lake, Sea Girt, Manasquan, Belmar) and partly towns with big open areas and lots of farms (Wall, Holmdel, Colts Neck). For the most part BEAUTIFUL and completely defies the misconception that NJ is dirty or disgusting.

The "guido" stereotype associated with NJ doesn't apply here. That MTV show "Jersey Shore" is totally inaccurate. It's showing tourists, not residents. There are of course exceptions because of the large Italian community. But chances are if you see a guido/guidette, he/she is from North Jersey or Long Island clogging up our highways with traffic and invading our beaches. Speaking of the beach, it's a big part of the culture here. People in the northern half of the county typically go to beach clubs, but those in the southern half keep it a little more real with just regular beaches.

Good nightlife, especially in towns like Red Bank & Asbury Park. RB always has concerts in Riverside Park in the summer, great shopping, etc. AP, once beautiful, then destroyed by drugs/poverty, has made a big comeback and provides awesome entertainment. Restaurants on Cookman are fantastic. The infamous Stone Pony holds multiple concerts weekly.

Great place to live. Ideal for people who want to work in industrial areas (close to NYC & Philly), but prefer to live in a quieter, prettier location.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Bergen County.

Person 1: Oh. That sucks. I'm from Monmouth County.
Person 2: Shit, that reminds me, I need to go spray tanning and get my eyebrows waxed before going down the shore.

"Our life is your vacation"

Monmouth County by mickey999 November 19, 2009

monmouth comp 

A shit secondary school that people go to to look snobby but actually it is full of Wyesham chavs smoking spliffs in the fields at break and lunch. The teachers don’t care and the head is too far up his own asshole that he can see out of his mouth. In the support centre the teachers don’t care if you miss break, and uniform passes are not acceptable. There is usually a regular group of students in mon comp support centre.

Friend1: hey I go to Mon comp!
Friend2: oh, I walked past there the other day and some druggies beat me up
Friend1: they are just the Wyesham chavs. Ignore them. The other day I saw 16 of them in support.
Friend2: wow, monmouth comprehensive school isn’t that posh then innit?

monmouth comp by Mon_chav#2 August 5, 2019

Monmouth County 

A US County located in Central New Jersey that is a utopia of upper-middle class Catholics and Jews due to the high population of Italians and Irish and of course Jewish people coming down from New York City. Monmouth County is quite a wealthy area and is your typical suburbia.

Housewive From Monmouth County
"Oh my Gawd, guess what I'm doing today? I'm going out with my girlfriends while my husband works and i sit on my fat ass.

Monmouth County by dppilot January 14, 2008

Monmouth Regional High School 

the teachers are either bitches, take their job way to serious, or don't give a single fuck. some of our "great" teachers consist of Mrs wolff a sexy beast but shes not very bright, Tupie who has no real purpose and no one takes him serious because he e e e e tal al al lks l l li i i ik ke th ii s. Mr Locke who is very creepy and most likely a predator and can go from talking about the declaration of independence to the civil war in 2 minutes. Can't forget about mrs turner who is the least qualified gym teacher in all of new jersey. you will most definitely find people vaping and smoking in the bathrooms despite how we need to put our student ID's before using the bathroom. they fail to fix the problems that the school has and the teachers aren't able to stop a fight between two students for 30 minutes.

yo, what school do you go to
monmouth regional high school
hows that

terrible i have mr locke this year

Monmouth Regional High School by krystal Methanny February 22, 2019

Monmouth College 

A small college in western Illinois. Smells like shit 90% of the time, and the women only like football hick boys. Parties are dry as fuck! And so is the bar scene!

"What’s that smell?"
"Either the football team is practicing, or you are just at Monmouth college."

Monmouth College by Nun But facts September 29, 2022

Monmouth, Maine 

A small town in the middle of absolutely nowhere located between Lewiston and Augusta. Everyone living here is either a 15 year old redneck who thinks their 40, or veterans from the Revolutionary War. The only thing to do here is smoke weed at the beach. Theirs absolutely NO business, if you live here you probably go to Lewiston/Auburn or Augusta to get out of this shit hole.

Monmouth Resident: " Well imma stack wood den head to the shop to work on my 17 shit cars that will never work along with my 675465 inbred brothers."

Normal Person Living in Monmouth: "Give me a gun, anything to get me out of Monmouth, Maine."

Monmouth, Maine by kidfok86 March 23, 2011