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Monkey Pull Up 

A pull up performed on any objects or obstacles you may encounter during your daily routine.
Tod-d-d-d-d-d-d uh-uh-uh- I w-w-w-was i-i-i-i-in the j-j-j-j-j-jungle and d-d-d-d-did a-a-a-a-a ma-ma-monkey pull up

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.