Money Kid
That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
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Daddy’s Money Kid
A kid in high school who drives a lifted Chevy with a modified exhaust and wears short shorts, a baseball cap and hey dude shoes.
Daddy’s Money Kid by WeDalt dlril November 30, 2022
oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money
Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone
When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"
oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money by fidel November 1, 2004
Monkey Kid
When a child (Most likely on a video game) is going so fucking crazy to the point where he's acting like a aroused monkey, Or it could be used to offend a black child
Monkey Kid by CoolKidTotalyYes June 18, 2020
national give youre kids money day
dad: what day is it
son: february20
dad: heres $20 share it with youre sister(s) and or brother(s)
son: why tho?
dad: beacuse it national give youre kids money day
son: february20
dad: heres $20 share it with youre sister(s) and or brother(s)
son: why tho?
dad: beacuse it national give youre kids money day
national give youre kids money day by unknown_dad February 19, 2021
kids got tail money
This phrase is used when eluding to someones wealth. Saying they have "tail money" infers the fact that they have money for coats with tails.
"What happened to Duncan's new flat screen?"
"He trashed it so he had an excuse to get that new Philips TV."
"Damn. Kids got tail money."
"He trashed it so he had an excuse to get that new Philips TV."
"Damn. Kids got tail money."
kids got tail money by DJterror October 14, 2009
The money should be going to my kids
Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
The money should be going to my kids by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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