A female who takes her baby daddy's child support and spends on herself instead of the children, then asks for more.
She's a money-grubber, she never wears the same outfit twice and her kids clothes don't fit and she's taking both of her baby daddies back to court for more money.
A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.
Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).