Money Drain 

A person (usually a woman) who can walk into a grocery store for one thing, and end up walking out with twenty fucking things!

Dammit woman, I'm broke again, You're such a Money Drain! Let me just pull another Benjamin out of my ass!

Money Drain by Haywood_Jablome February 22, 2020

Money Drain Patrol 

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.

"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"

Money Drain Patrol by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021

moneybrains 

Moneybrains describes the effect of a person's bank account on their self-assessment of their intelligence level in which having a lot of money is mistaken for evidence of being smart. Can be used as a noun and probably more uses as well if you are creative with language.

Hey moneybrains, everyone but you, apparently, knew that healthcare in America was complicated!

moneybrains by Eli Mckenzie May 1, 2019

Armenian Moneytrain 

A gang-bang which takes place on a stack of money, preferably large bills.

"How about we all empty out our bank accounts and run an Armenian moneytrain on Jody?"

Armenian Moneytrain by TCK82 February 15, 2008

Moneytrain 

A person who transports money from one place to another.
A person who is constantly in debt.
A person who carries around a lot of cash.

"You owe me fifty dollars, and you owe her twenty bucks. You are such a moneytrain!"

"Can you give this money to him? Thanks moneytrain!"

Moneytrain by Mr Teriyaki July 30, 2008

moneytrain 

Derogatory word for a person who transports money from one place to another, a person who is constantly in debt or a person who carries around a lot of cash.

When self-proclaimed, the title 'moneytrain' is not derogatory.

"You owe me fifty dollars, and you owe her twenty bucks. You are such a moneytrain!"
"Can you give this money to him? Thanks moneytrain!"

*dances arrogantly, waving around money* "I am such a moneytrain!"

moneytrain by Mr teriyaki June 29, 2006

moneyrain 

this happens in the strip club and some ho dances on a pole and you want her to get private with you so you throw money at her. you best do this by putting the stack in one of your hands and swipe it to the ho with the other hand.

Boi 1: Damn bro, where u been last night?
Boi 2: I dropped a moneyrain on a b*tch!

moneyrain by Lil Shyne October 25, 2018