moned

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid

i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned

by shroomcock September 26, 2013

Moned

Mind + blown = Moned (mo-nd)

Dude, I'm fuckin moned!🤯

by Innerthoughts June 2, 2019

Moned

That one guy with a lot of money, he also brags to you about his ugly jake Paul merch

Wow, Steven is such a Moned

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

mondeblue

noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)

Examples of a mondeblue:

Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)

by thebiglad July 29, 2018

diaz monday

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Nawara Monder

Girl from the game Illusion. She's a rockstar who wears black with a red tie. She also has no talent what so ever (despite the fact that she is supposed to be a singer).
She is edgy and likes you
She is also really sassy and sexy
Finally, she is BF with Kellan but wants Vincent for some reason

Guy 1: Hey did you see Nawara?
Guy 2: Yeah. I really want to MD her
Guy 1: Same

Nawara Monder: MD ME VINCENT

by Pile 'O' Khara. March 5, 2019