noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)
Examples of a mondeblue:
Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)
Art Modell was the owner of the Cleveland Browns from 1961-1995. In 1995, after sucking every dick in Baltimore and taking quite a few in his ass, he moved the Browns to Baltimore and renamed the team the Baltimore Ravens. He is known as the Antichrist in most circles and actual rioting took place in Cleveland after the move. He reportedly died of coronary problems in 2012 but he would need to have a heart for that to be true. After his death, Art Modell has talked about relocating Hell. Art Modell's last name can be used as a synonym for shitting or moving.
Marco: Hey, where's the bathroom dude?
Josh: Around the corner, just don't Modell in there.
Lisa: How was work honey?
Cameron: Pretty bad, the office is being modelled so I have to drive an extra half and hour to work now.
Rick: Did you hear Art Modell died?
Derek: Yeah, I heard he's sucking a bag of dicks down in Hell.
Mondel is a very cute person with many talents. Girls are madly in love with him and he has a lot of friends. He likes girls with long black hair and dark brown eyes and is very beautiful. He loves to hang around girls and is a lovable person He is also very funny and girls would go head over heels for him.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."