Mondayie 

(mon-day-yyyy)
The word you use when Monday is so bad that there are no words to describe how badly you don't want Monday to exist.

Why does today have to be so Mondayie, let's go back to Friday.

Mondayie by They call me Fred June 3, 2018

mondayitis 

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.

Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"

mondayitis by Domin8or December 18, 2007

Mondayest 

When a day is so trash, it resembles a Monday

Today was the Mondayest Thursday, ever.

Mondayest by Suciobeats July 5, 2018

Mondayne

The feeling one gets at the beginning of each working week; also known as the 'Monday Feeling'.

"Man, everyone in the office is feeling a bit Mondayne!"
"You're right there!"

Mondayne by william200mph September 19, 2005

Mondayitis 

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .

Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "

Mondayitis by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014

Mondayeyes 

A poetry and prose website located on friendsorenemies started by William Beckett of the Academy is...
and Remember Maine

guy1: Dude that chick that runs mondayeyes had a great idea!
girl1: Dude that chick's a dude.

Mondayeyes by DougieUrieta January 31, 2009

mondayitis 

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.

whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!

mondayitis by duffball October 22, 2009