Mondaying 

The act of struggling to get through the working day without putting in an ounce of work. Named for the day that most people do the deed itself. Mondaying is a complex activity, including coffee, internet and a theatrical element- pretending to work - whenever people walk past.

I was totally Mondaying all day today.

I was hungover and couldn't be bothered; I just Mondayed.

Mondaying by Kidsturk May 12, 2007

Modaring 

sleeping for several continuous days, even through natural disasters

F: What have you been doing over the weekend?

M: I’ve been Modaring the whole time!

Modaring by IVUL February 3, 2020

monkeying about 

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com

"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"

monkeying about by cheeser March 28, 2005

mondayitis 

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.

Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"

mondayitis by Domin8or December 18, 2007

Mondayne

The feeling one gets at the beginning of each working week; also known as the 'Monday Feeling'.

"Man, everyone in the office is feeling a bit Mondayne!"
"You're right there!"

Mondayne by william200mph September 19, 2005

Monkadingus 

It can mean anything at all. Such as idiot or dumb ass its your choice. Just use it with caution.

Person 1: I got a 67 on my test
Person 2: Thats monkadingus

Monkadingus by Andy_snow January 27, 2021

Mondayitis 

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .

Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "

Mondayitis by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014