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Mondayest

When a day is so trash, it resembles a Monday
Today was the Mondayest Thursday, ever.
by Suciobeats July 5, 2018
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The Mondays

A day generally created for the purpose of making people wish they were someone else. The day you realize you have 4 days of work ahead of you and that they won't be going by fast at all. Symptoms generally include feeling like crap, wishing you were dead, or not showing up for work in general.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of The Mondays." ~ Office Space
by Kmetzman April 23, 2006
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
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i don't like mondays

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it
2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys
by I am the sexiest man in April 25, 2007
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Metro Mondays

A fabulous escapade on monday nights where a group of (sometimes) heterosexual men participate in unbridled male-only techno dancing.
Sam: Hey Yaro, wasn't sandstrom a great song choice for our metro mondays?
Yaro: Yea i was so happy there weren't any girls there!
Sam: Word, life partner
by $Gmoneysparkle$ December 9, 2008
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Case of the Mondays

A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.

OR

A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?

Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
by Elmer November 25, 2005
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mondayitis

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.
Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"
by Domin8or December 18, 2007
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