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Monday's 

Derogatory for black people
Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's
Monday's by George Wallace June 7, 2018
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Monday's Alibi 

A rad band from SD, CA!
Band members include: Bernie, Gabe, Rubin, Robert.
Dude, the Monday's Alibi show was fuckin awesome!

Monday's Dusk 

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.
I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!
Monday's Dusk by Florence Grey April 17, 2011

ih8 Monday's 

a restaurant parody of "tgi Friday's". hopefully someday someone will make an actual restaurant out of it.
Guy1: tgi Friday's is one of my favorite restaurants.
Guy2: dude, that place is sooooo last year. ih8 Monday's is whats in.
ih8 Monday's by brett69xxx October 2, 2009

case of the monday's

symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space
Sounds like a case of the monday's
case of the monday's by alpine January 25, 2004

Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.
"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.
Case of the monday's by Mick July 9, 2004

monkey monday's 

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.
Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's
monkey monday's by WNN4169 June 22, 2020
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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