A female, usually the eldest daughter of her family who acts as a responsible guardian of her younger relatives in the form of a mom, sister, and cousin.
She does so much for her little sister and cousin; she’s a great Momstersin.
The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
"Those NAMBLArights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
Best Type of guy a woman could ask for. possible Big dick game. The type of a guy a girl would consider the love of her life. The reason her heart pounds. This guy could flash you a smile and either you melting like a popsicle of a hot day or your panties wet as heck.
A terrifying, dangerous, wild, bizarre, unwhimsical, and extremely cruel manipulative genius.
Verb
to monstermind (third-person singular simple present monsterminds, present participle monsterminding, simple past and past participle monsterminded) To harass and To act in the role of a Monstermind.
Gang banging, Race hating, Drug dealing, and pimping someone else's girlfriend or wife is definitely Monsterminding
The gut wrenching process of keeping a diarrhea shart confined to onesasshole. Usually accompanies speeding to the nearest exit ramp, trailer home or porta-jon.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!