Momster truck 

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.

Momster truck by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Momster truck 

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.

Momster truck by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

Monster Truck Dump by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monster truck 

Jeremy dont have one

no one:
jeremy: i dont have a monster truck so i leaving the group

Monster truck by RANDOM USER 069 February 24, 2019

The Monster Truck 

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n

Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

The Monster Truck by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010

Virginia Monster Truck Tire 

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

Virginia Monster Truck Tire by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

Monster Truck Pussy 

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...

After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.

Monster Truck Pussy by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021