Mommified

When a woman is so out of the loop with news and pop culture because being a mom is so consuming it’s like she’s been buried underground like a mummy.

“I’m so Mommified I didn’t know Channing and Jenna broke up”

Mommified by The Naperville Mom May 24, 2018

Get merch

Get the Mommified mug.

See more merch

mummified person

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

Get merch

Related Words

Mommified • mummified • Mommyfied • Mummified cat man • mummified dweebo • mummified person • Mommicked • Mortified • mollified • Memified

modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Get merch

Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012