Momcut 

A haircut from your mom.

Hey, dude, I just got a momcut. It's sweet.

Momcut by Randizzle420 December 24, 2008

momputer

A momputer is a computer that is idiot-proof, but specifically targeted to one's mother. In this sense, a momputer must support the following credentials: Redundancy, ease of use, pretty GUI (remember, mom's looking at it once in awhile), instructions and links to videos of what to do with the computer, and a lifeline between you (or the related person in question) and your (or their) mother.

As well, a momputer has nothing fancy; No overclocking, no water cooling, no pricey, bleeding-edge hardware or a need to maintain on a daily basis. It must be powerful enough for small flash games, and the occasional flash advertisement. First-time PC users should also have the default browser (or different, easier one) pre-supplied with an advertisement blocker, and for the especially typo-prone, a system-wide spellchecker may also be on call. Keeping things simple and budget will ensure you don't break the bank, and give your mother a PC she can do basic tasks with.

Examples of momputers from OEMs would include netbooks, nettops, budget desktop PCs and budget notebooks.

I bought my mother a momputer so I can keep in touch with her online. I would have her playing my games with me, since she's into that stuff, but her comprehension on how to maintain a gaming rig is is that of a pet rock.

momputer by there.is.only.xul June 28, 2010

momcuff 

A mom holding a kid's hands/writsts/elbows behind their back while pushing them out of a door.

The step before givin' a whoopin'

A kid was misbehaving at the bowling alley and his mom momcuffed him muttering "I've had enough of you"

"If you don't get out that door, I'm gonna momcuff you"

momcuff by OX4DLNS September 28, 2009

Momcation 

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)

The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?

Momcation by SusMFS June 15, 2009

mombutt 

Mombutt happens almost immediately after the birth of a ladies first child. The hips widen from birth, stretching the cheeks to appear much flatter. There will be a slight upside-down heart shape starting a the center crack. That outlining will sink back down into the thigh with the finish of every step. Mombutt may deviate, but will always start with the presence of Mompants.

mombutt

mombutt by World's Greatest Mom July 6, 2009

momcunt 

compound word that is slang for a mother's genitalia. also a derogatory term for origin of your being, or anything necessary to your life.

also anything that a motherfucker likes.

Man, Johnny can't live without masturbation; it's really his momcunt.

Woah, I wonder what heavenly momcunt created that girl.

The momcunt of this word is believed to have come from a scrabble game at Sid Richardson College.

Billy is such a mofo, he keeps making my girls his momcunts!

momcunt by Oz Gonadson April 2, 2008

momcat 

1. a hot, sassy mama from Minnesota
2. a concoction of brandy, Ovaltine and gypsy tears
3. a t-shirt that doesn't make sense involving a wraparound cat's tail

"Let's get ready to go out and get fratty. Pull out the E&J and mix up some Ovaltine. It's time for a round of momcats!"

"Moose, will you be my momcat?"

momcat by The Dev April 7, 2008