Momcoat 

a coat that looks as if it should only be worn by a mom

Momcoats are on sale this time of year because of their quilted warmth. Look at Chloe working the momcoat!

Momcoat by Kovac Jake December 20, 2009

Momcation 

(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)

The kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father - what should I do with my momcation?

Momcation by SusMFS June 15, 2009

momcopter

When your stepmom sits on your penis and sticks her arms out and spins... much like a helicopter propellor.

Stacys mom gave me a momcopter last night. I came in 5 seconds.

momcopter by Mom-copter February 26, 2021

momcat 

1. a hot, sassy mama from Minnesota
2. a concoction of brandy, Ovaltine and gypsy tears
3. a t-shirt that doesn't make sense involving a wraparound cat's tail

"Let's get ready to go out and get fratty. Pull out the E&J and mix up some Ovaltine. It's time for a round of momcats!"

"Moose, will you be my momcat?"

momcat by The Dev April 7, 2008

momcation 

Moms that go on vacation without their kids

My daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and I yelled I need a MOMCATION!

momcation by mm10 February 1, 2012