Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.

When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.

by Someonejuicy May 8, 2018

flush your mom

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

momfluencer

1. An influencer who recently became a mom and has plans to chase clout with her child.
2. Influencer who overshares about motherhood on Instagram.

Have you heard of Kamala Rani, she's a popular momfluencer over Instagram.

by trashtray July 19, 2023