mom and dad
mom and dad by yabitchwhoknows January 7, 2016
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Mom and Dad
Mom and Dad by The cat from under your bed November 15, 2020
mom and dad's bank
Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!
mom and dad's bank by real balla December 14, 2008
Mom and Dad Maybe
Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.
EX Mom and Dad Maybe:
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?
Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.
Mom and Dad Maybe by Dtone157 January 7, 2017
Ur Mom and Dad gay together
This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.
You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
Ur Mom and Dad gay together by Definition_Master42069 February 19, 2018
Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship
The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship by moocowtnt March 24, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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