mom jokes

The oldest kind of jokes in the book...a joke about someone's mom...usually stupid and unecessary.

"Yo momma is so fat..."
"Shut the fuck up. Mom jokes are so 10 years ago..."

by A. Babica April 30, 2006

Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

My mom jokes

A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is

You know who else _____(action)_____

Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule

by Antas October 8, 2011

the society to bring back your mom jokes

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes

person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007