Molise 

It doesn't exist. It's only an immaginary place located between Narnia and Neverland. Some crazy people said they've seen it sonewhere in Italy. In facts, the word has the same steam of Molisn't, that says it doesn't exist. The population is made for 65% by unicorns, killers, Nicky Minaj and Santa Clauses. The resting 35% is made by Napoletans (see terrone). This word is used to talk about nothing or nobody.

Everybody in Molise likes you.
(Nobody likes you).

Molise by Peco01 May 11, 2016

Molise 

Molise è la regione che nessuno conosceva, nessuno sa la cibo e traduzione dei molisani

Soprattutto non esiste

“Tu sei molisano? Come? Molise NON ESISTE”

Molise by Lucaw January 3, 2021

Molise 

Some people say that Molise is a region of Italy, but they're LYING! MOLISE DOES NOT EXIST!

A: I've just got back from holiday
B: Have u? Where did u go?
A: In a small town in Molise
B: DON'T LIE TO ME
A: why?
B: CAUSE MOLISE DOESN'T EXIST.
A: wtf

Molise by IAin'tGotSomethingBetterToDo February 9, 2022

Modisetting 

Defined; The art of being absent for undesirable duties, yet appearing as though you fulfilled those duties as fellow colleagues complete the undesirable task in your absence.

Tom was assigned the duty desk today, but was modisetted for the remainder of the shift. Someone was modisetting Tom.

Modisetting by Gumbo3420 June 15, 2018

Monise 

Monises are absolutely the cutest people you will ever meet. They are loved be everyone and everything they meet for their bright, happy smiles and beautiful, charming faces. They are sure to brighten your day, and if you're a guy, you're in luck, they are also very flirty. They can make you laugh with their ridiculous ways even when you are feeling down. be sure to get to know a Monise if you can; they are very rare

You: Wow, that girl is SO cute, who is she??
me: Monise, duh!

Monise by potterhead519 November 12, 2012

Moises 

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being athletic and gifted with artistic ability , but has a rather sensitive side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. Although he has dark secrets he finds the right people to tell .
(v) athletic with style and artistic ability

Guy: oh my god Moises is such a fag
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.

Moises by Indo🍁 June 17, 2015

moises your hands 

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

moises your hands by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009