Mokoena

These people are usually found in South Africa. They are known for having huge penis. They are cool guys the hang around.

When i grow up i would like to have a huge penis as Mokoena

by Roster the writer November 23, 2021

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

Mokona

Mokona is Mokona. You count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you stop because there's only two.

"Mokona is not a "thing"! Mokona is Mokona!"

by HaleyHanabusa March 18, 2010

Mokena

Small town in Illinois, often referred to by locals as "smokena-joint". Most kids who live there are pot heads.

Mokena is filled with stoners.

by Ariel Triton January 16, 2010

[Mokona]

Mokona Modoki is the name given to the two rabbit-like creatures from CLAMP's sister series Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle and xxxHolic (Also appearing in one of their earlier works, Magic Knight Rayearth). The name Mokona Modoki (or simply Mokona) refers to any or both characters, as they are never called by their real names. The Black Mokona’s real name is Larg, while the White Mokona’s real name is Soel. However, the Mokonas always refer to themselves in the third person.
Their principal feature is thier behaviour, which is always hyper.

You're acting crazy, stop being so Mokona!

by mokona_89 March 6, 2009

Mokena

A village in Illinois filled with stoner kids and drunks.

That party in Mokena last nite was crazy man.

by Frankie E!!! May 27, 2009

mr mokwena

Mr mokwena is one of the most epic and classy man to walk the universe of Star-hom. He simply perfects everything he does and will do anything for a bucket of KFC chicken. He also has a lot of money with a net worth of: $93 Sexdecillion dollars ($93 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000) and is all used for more KFC. With the rath of his atomatic 150cal, atomic UZI's (maybe tank rounds)

Person: "woah! Who are you?"
Mr Mokwena in an epic voice: "i'm Mr Mokwena" and then grapled himself away withing a tenth of a nano second

by Neickou November 2, 2020