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Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.
Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.
Mokena Alarm Clock by Coach1977 July 27, 2012
Mokona is Mokona. You count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you stop because there's only two.
"Mokona is not a "thing"! Mokona is Mokona!"
Mokona by HaleyHanabusa March 18, 2010
Small town in Illinois, often referred to by locals as "smokena-joint". Most kids who live there are pot heads.
Mokena is filled with stoners.
Mokena by Ariel Triton January 16, 2010

[Mokona] 

Mokona Modoki is the name given to the two rabbit-like creatures from CLAMP's sister series Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle and xxxHolic (Also appearing in one of their earlier works, Magic Knight Rayearth). The name Mokona Modoki (or simply Mokona) refers to any or both characters, as they are never called by their real names. The Black Mokona’s real name is Larg, while the White Mokona’s real name is Soel. However, the Mokonas always refer to themselves in the third person.
Their principal feature is thier behaviour, which is always hyper.
You're acting crazy, stop being so Mokona!
[Mokona] by mokona_89 March 6, 2009
A village in Illinois filled with stoner kids and drunks.
That party in Mokena last nite was crazy man.
Mokena by Frankie E!!! May 27, 2009

mr mokwena 

Mr mokwena is one of the most epic and classy man to walk the universe of Star-hom. He simply perfects everything he does and will do anything for a bucket of KFC chicken. He also has a lot of money with a net worth of: $93 Sexdecillion dollars ($93 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000) and is all used for more KFC. With the rath of his atomatic 150cal, atomic UZI's (maybe tank rounds)
Person: "woah! Who are you?"
Mr Mokwena in an epic voice: "i'm Mr Mokwena" and then grapled himself away withing a tenth of a nano second
mr mokwena by Neickou November 2, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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