Mokney 

A physically disabled person, or rather one who wishes to let themselves go to the point that they are basically disabled, but just on that line where you cant get the cool wheelchairs at Walmart but nobody says anything if they take it.

Damn Walter, checking out the mokneys again on that site were you?

Damn Walter, what's with you and pushing those mokneys to make them fall over.

Mokney by DamnJobyAteAllTheCheesecake September 26, 2018

Guido-grease-mokney 

A nicely tanned italian that is good with cars

Usually has a first or middle name of Antonio

"Hey man this Guido-grease-mokney totally helped jump my car today after school!"

Guido-grease-mokney by Guido-grease-monkey February 24, 2010

Money Hoe 

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.

Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.

Money Hoe by Food With Monica January 29, 2023

dark money 

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.

The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.

dark money by quesondriac January 20, 2014

Big Money Salvia 

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.

Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!

Big Money Salvia by supercoodoo June 11, 2018

Back up that money truck! 

Back up that money truck! — Financial windfall that occurs because of a random accidental situation; or, because of purposeful criminal activity. The exclamation “Back up that money truck!” is yelled the moment one gets a gander of the settlement check; or, the first pile of money made from successful illegal activity.

1) My car got rear ended by a city bus going up hill on a sunny day at high noon! LAWSUIT!!!!!! Back up that money truck!

2) All of those knock off designer bags got sold and no one got caught. Everyone came back with pockets so swole with money; their asses looked like they had THE MUMPS!!!!! Re-up on the gear!!!! And then, Back up that money truck!

Back up that money truck! by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 15, 2023

Moneycop 

Security guard who works for a company that transports money for the banks. Armored truck personnel that carry guns to protect the money they transport. Derogatory term for security guards transporting money who think they are just like cops and try to look like cops. Wannabe cops who work for armored car service.

My neighbor used to haul around bags of money for an armed guard company working as a moneycop before he had a career in law enforcement.

Moneycop by Kieran X February 2, 2012