Mojoke

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The unfunniest joke you’ll ever hear.

A: Bro, this girl is just using me for her own selfish reasons.
B: if she’s bad keep it going for a few months though haha lol
A: what’s wrong with you?
B: IT WAS A MOJOKE!

Mojoke by fuckingscoozy December 2, 2021

Words you can keep

mookentooken

mookentooken is a very nice man and will NOT scam you, he is the brother of amazingphil and is the superior brother. again, he will not scam you i swear.

person 1: mookentooken is a very nice man
person 2: i agree he is a very cool dude

mookentooken by tookenmooken June 9, 2020

Related Words

Mojoke • mooked • mooker • mojoe • mookentooken • Mookey • mooke • mooket • mojoreach • mooketh

Mooked

Having a instantaneous orgasm upon seeing someone or something

I totally Mooked when I saw that

Mooked by Millennialcast September 12, 2016

Mooker

any redditor who regularly uses r/196

redditor 1: posts stupid femboy content on r/197
redditor 2 (in comments): back to 196 you go, Mooker!

Mooker by thechikinman August 16, 2023

Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

Mooker Spooker by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

Mookey

1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.

1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.

Mookey by Master Mook September 19, 2009

MOOKED

Named after a well-known political strategist. It is the act of changing your original story and blame-shifting, pointing the finger, rolling on, cooperating, and or informing on a particular individual or individuals to save yourself from being prosecuted and or to get a better deal in your negotiations with the prosecutor. Another way of saying you snitched.

Submitted by @LanceMigliaccio

When the prosecutor offered him a deal in his prosecution he mooked.

MOOKED by @LanceMigliaccio May 20, 2022

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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