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Mockintosh

Noun, adjective. Any item of reproduction furniture or tourist souvenir which is made in the STYLE of the designer Charles Rennie MacKintosh but is just a cheap rip-off of the great man's work. Edinburgh gift shops are full of this rubbish, always cheaply made and ill-proportioned.
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).
'I love those dining chairs with the grid of squares in the very high back.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'
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Mockintosh

An attempt by Windows users to modify the GUI in order to make it look like a Mac; something that looks like a Macintosh GUI but is actually something else.
"I've turned my Windows XP install into a Mockintosh as soon as I finished building my PC,"
by Huck Jones October 27, 2008
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Macintosh Plus

One of the founding fathers of vaporwave. Also known as Vektroid. A E S T H E T I C B A B Y
>Hey man did you check out that new song by Macintosh Plus?
>Yeah, it's very A E S T H E T I C
by aidan9030 February 27, 2017
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McIntosh Reeboks

Rubber white "Shrimper Boots" that are frequently seen in coastal regions and worn moslty by fishermen, crabers, and shrimpers. McIntosh is a county in Southeast Georgia where everyone wears them.
A guy came into Wal-Mart sporting some McIntosh Reeboks!
by 93P10 December 15, 2009
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Big Macintosh

A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."

Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.

Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.
Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.
by colorshy June 1, 2012
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Full McIntosh

A sex act that involves getting pegged while having a pair of hoop earings tightly twisted around the testicles.
Jon is so much into being a submissive now, I hear the only way he can cum is when Anita gives him a Full McIntosh
by PiddyX April 2, 2015
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Macintosh Hoe

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo
Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe
by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018
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