Mobiletard

A retard that somehow has a driver's license.

1. Hunter was retarded, but somehow was a good driver, so that made him a mobiletard.

Mobiletard by Cloud247 January 13, 2011

movietard 

Someone that lacks knowledge about movies

Kendra: Hey wanna go to the movies to see Illegally Blonde?

Monique: Bitch you mean Legally blonde? It came out like two years ago, you are a movietard!

movietard by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

mongletard 

mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.

Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard

mongletard by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

mongletard 

The conjoined words mongliod and retard.Usually used as an insult towards insanely retarded adults and children

Hunter1:Dan killed himself in a friggin hunting accident
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard

mongletard by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

Mobitard 

Noun:

One who is restricted in the richness of their online experience due to being contstrained to (or insisting on ) using a mobile device with its accompanying lack of plugins and small screen size.

Also one who misses out on real life experience due to attention being focussed on their device all the time.

That site is all flash based, I can't see a thing on this phone, what a mobitard!

hey did you see that just then, it was amazing!
nope, I was texting my mates.
You mobitard!

Mobitard by Zedsquared May 5, 2011

Mobilitary 

A word that was founded by people having mouth strokes and body lags as to where they mispronounced the word mobilty.

The youtuber xHOUNDISHx "This has Discipline and MOBILITARY

Mobilitary by TaVe-Ronin October 30, 2020