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Moatmealing 

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"
Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?
Moatmealing by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017
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Marshall Mathers III 

EMINEM is the stage name of Marshall Mathers III. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory's Cobain cipher, 'EMINEM' is a cryptogram of the numbers 1, 2, and 3.

EMINEM - 331233 - 123
Marshall Mathers III - EMINEM - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

Mather highschool

MATHER is ghetto 5-6 fights per week they ain’t even good. Hallways smell like smell like sex and blue raz poshes. Don’t fuck with anyone on the football team specially 24, 14 and 3. Kids be fingering eachother ina back of class. Seniors think they the shit. Freshman are stuck in 6th grade. Bitches be sneaking Ina lunch like it’s the club. Everyone knows who’s getting cheated on except the person. 12 be at the school every other week, ranger days got canceled cause whole mfk school dipped out. You want an education go to Von you want fun come ta Mather
“What highschool you go to?”

“Oh I go ta Mather Highschool”
“FRR y’all hoco was lit asf”
Mather k is ghetto fr
Mather highschool by nastybitchesonly November 11, 2021

The Marshall Mathers LP 2

Eminem's eighth and probably last studio album. It was released on November 5, 2013. It is a sequel to Eminem's most critically acclaimed album The Marshall Mathers LP, which was released 13 years ago. The album debuted at number one on the Billboard 200. It's Eminem's seventh consecutive number one album. The album returns to the Slim Shady style ridiculously acrobatic wordplay that made him the best rapper alive and one of the best of all time.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 is Eminem's best album since The Eminem Show.
The Marshall Mathers LP 2 by jfapuz November 18, 2013

Mathematress 

The in-bed mathematics that one performs in order to calculate how many hours or minutes they will be able to sleep for if they fall asleep immediately. Usually this is done in desperation after failing multiple attempts at falling asleep. The calculations usually begin while uncomfortably lying awake and trying to force yourself to sleep, you use the time you intend to sleep by and the time you have to get up, and all time in between is the Mathematress calculated sleep time.
*Guy looks over at the clock* "Shit it's already 3 and I have to be up at 8...well Mathematress says I'll only get 5 hours if I can get to sleep right now.....right now......damn!
Mathematress by Shunsui December 24, 2010

Marshall Bruce Mathers 

This is the real name of the rapper Eminem.
Marshall Bruce Mathers
Born October 17, 1972.
Marshall Bruce Mathers by Risown January 3, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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