Moanrinho 

A banter name for a manager Jose Mourinho. He moans and blames anything but himself when his managing team loses.

When Moanrinho is going to lose his job, his fanboys will pipe up and defend him after funny insults thrown towards him.

Moanrinho by Shiine-1 February 17, 2022

Roberto Manginho 

A Brazilian Trequartista that plied his trade just after the country's football dominance in the early 1980s. He was known for his show stopping brilliance on the pitch and an ostentatious personality to match off it.

(Transcript from Pele's autobiography Chapter 6 Page 192) - 'A lot of Brazilians have inevitably been compared to me since I retired: Rivelinho, Zico, Socrates, but in terms of my playing style I would say the closest I've seen is that phenom from Flamengo, Roberto Manginho

Roberto Manginho by LowlyPatheticFan February 20, 2020

Jose Mario Mourinho 

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.

Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because

Jose Mario Mourinho by fatso101 May 27, 2011

Jose Mourinho 

He is Jose Mourinho

I am Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

jose mourinho 

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

jose mourinho by starky October 21, 2007

mourinhosexuals 

The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.

"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"

mourinhosexuals by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023

Do a Mourinho 

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

Do a Mourinho by Ranszy October 17, 2019