Moakie

A singular bong rip, usually administered to the most loaked individual of the group, containing marijuana, taybo (American Spirit Tobacco) and sometimes hash. Moakies originated from the foggy hills of west marin in the late 1990's, were they then were passed through marin county high schools and on to SF. Moakies are now prevelent in certain areas of other states such as Indiana, Arizona, Oregon, Texas, and the Hawaiian Islands.

That kid didnt finish his moakie! FAG!
Hey man lets take some moaks.

Moakie by The Loakster Moakster April 19, 2010

Mookie Blaylock 

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.

Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.

Mookie Blaylock by Shougo February 20, 2022

Monkie Kid 

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!

Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.

Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022

Mookie Island 

a mole: marijuana + tobacco (if you know what's good, american spirit)

after adding american spirit to a batch of herb, you take a fat shnap. once/if/when the mole is inhaled, the lucky smoker begins the journey, fuhl it. so you've inhaled the smoke, you're feeling that overwhelming sense of light-headed-ness and euphoria - Mookie Island. At first, the feeling is alarming (some of those first timers will yak...some will not such as MC, CM). nothing matters because you're swimming. as you swim, you approach the shores of mookie island, you breathe, you breathe again, and it feels fucking good. you feel the sand, you're almost there. you keep going and yes, you're there. i hope that was fun, that's my life.

Mookie Island by madishplau December 19, 2010

Monkied Up 

(adj)

1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.

2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.

3.Totally fucked up.

4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.

"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".

"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".

Monkied Up by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013

mookie betts 

Red Sox right fielder

Mookie Betts the Red Sox right fielder

mookie betts by Guest April 19, 2017

Mookie Clan 

Popular EA/Supercell gaming clan consisting of an elite roster of only the best players worldwide.

Man i really wish i had a chance to join “Mookie Clan”.

Mookie Clan by donutgamer69 April 5, 2021