mockies

slippers that are native to (after Nth America) a place known as The Borough, Bendigo, Vic, Aust. Bogans tend to wear them all day long, in and out of the house. it is not what the middle and upper class view as trendy. do not confuse mockies with the Ug Boots that were recently re-vamped and made fashionable again on the catwalks.

"hey kev, whyareya goen out in ya mockies again, ya dill?"

"cuz i cant be farked puttin anyfing else on Shazza"

by Athene \'n\' Mah Davels May 21, 2003

Mookiesha

A gay man or transgender that is in the LGBTQ community

There is to many mookieshas in the room right now I’m going to leave.

by BabyFaceBandz November 16, 2019

mockrestraint

Suppressing the urge to mock at an inappropriate time such as meetings with upper management, your parents, young children, your children's teacher/principal at weddings and/or funerals.

I had to exercise the highest degree of mockrestraint when I noticed my cousin at the funeral wearing white pantyhose and Doc Martin's.

by 1jazzydiva November 4, 2011

mockcest

Sexual intercourse between two members of the same mock trial team. Often done by members of the Cornell University Mock Trial Team from the years 2004 to present. Severe inebriation often serves as both a sexual and social lubricant. See New York Times v. Sullivan for more details.

Debbie's forte is mockcest.

by Mr. Mickey McQuiggles March 1, 2009

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

by JonDay February 10, 2009

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

mackiesmommymilkers

Amazing

My favorite person is mackiesmommymilkers

by i.likeforgs June 6, 2021