MkFisty

My Kung Fu Is Stronger Than Yours!

(Not to be confused with the McFisty, which means My Chicken Fried Is Stronger Than Yours, obvi)

Kevin: Hey who you calling?
Zeke: Shimo
Kevin: Why
Zeke: for the lulz..

Zeke (on the phone): MkFisty!

by Max86 February 19, 2019

McFisty

To insert your entire hand into the vagina and/or anus of another whilst holding a McDonald's hamburger sandwich, most often a BIG mac but in essence, any hamburger sandwich from McDonald's extensive menu would constitute the act of McFisty.

Boy oh boy, this hamburger is causing acute sexual arousal, bend over. It's McFisty time.

by fat.cunt.with.a.tiny.cock July 28, 2014

mcfisty

the act of fisting a girl/woman or boy/man by mcgillis while being extremely drunk, possibly after a night at Thursday in the square. This act is made possible by thrusting ones fist in a womans vagina or a gentlemans asshole.

yo bitch i heard you got a mcfisty last night!!

Fist or get Mcfisted 2007!!!!

by Olypapaya July 12, 2007

French Garden McFisty

Whereby a person inserts their fist up a woman's ass after repeated close fisted punches to the anus. The effect is complete when the arm is inserted up to the elbow (lube optional, but appreciated). The free arm can be utilized to implement a donkey punch or a DELUX French Garden McFisty (when the off arm is inserted in a piston-like manner)

Some bitch at the music store talked back to me, so I punched her in the ass till I gave her a French Garden McFisty. She still wouldn't shut up so I donkey punched her.

by kyjohnson318 August 11, 2009

McFistycuff

A future product of Mickey D's which will be made a tradition in all private schools. It will be a broad-ranged spectrum of school uniforms, complete with tasty treats and a kiddie toy. It won't make you look like the kids in the advertisements; It will merely make you look like a toxic piece of salvaged meat, sludged between 2 pasty white buns (which ofcourse will make you wonder if santa wiped his ass with it.)

The cure for cancer.

"I'd like a chocolate McFistycuff with sprinkles please."

by Mickey Donald August 2, 2006